[J.D.]
Let’s face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I’m proud to call you “Chocolate Bear,”
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that’s why I keep them inside.
‘Cause this bear can’t bear the world’s disdain,
And sometimes it’s easier to hide,
Than explain our

[J.D. and Turk]
Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[Turk]
You ask me ’bout this thing we share,

[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,

[Turk]
It’s guy love

[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.

[Turk]
We’re closer than the average man and wife,

[J.D.]
That’s why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

[Turk]
You know I’ll stick by for the rest of my life.

[J.D.]
You’re the only man who’s ever been inside of me.

[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

[J.D.]
There’s no need to clarify,

[Turk]
Oh no?

[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It’s like I married my best friend,

[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.

[J.D. and Turk]
Let’s go!
It’s guy love,
Don’t compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[J.D.]
I’ll be there to care through all the lows.

[Turk]
I’ll be there to share the highs.

[J.D. and Turk]
It’s guy love,
Between two guys.

[J.D.]
And when I say, “I love you, Turk,”
It’s not what it impies.

[J.D. and Turk]
It’s guy love
Between
Two
Guys

Award Overview
After an exhaustive search spanning thousands of nominees from five continents, the International Collective Council of Excellence has announced this year’s World’s Greatest Business Mind to universal acclaim and fanfare.

The decision was unanimous despite the fact the world-class shortlist comprised such well-known names as Steve Jobs, Warren Buffett, Bruce Wayne, George Soros, and that kid who invented Facebook.

1. Put your Music Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I’ll Be (Edwin McCain) – Does this say that I haven’t decided yet of who or what I’m gonna be/

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A BOY?
Living to Love You (Sarah Connor) – I am a very, very lucky woman if I could find someone who will dedicate his life to me.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Yellow (Coldplay) – Yellow is the color of sunshine. It’s associated with joy, happiness, intellect, and energy. The opposite is what I’m feeling.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Famous Last Words (Jars of Clay Cover) – I always have the last words.

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Breakdown (Jack Johnson) – Not a good sign.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Somewhere Only We Know (Keane) – uhmmmm

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Who Am I (Casting Crowns) –

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Whiskey Lullaby (Brad Paisley) – Whoaah! I’m not an alcoholic!

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Stigmatized (The Calling)…And all this time I thought it was 4!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Scientist (Coldplay) – I don’t have any scientist friends. Just geeks.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The One I’m Waiting For (Relient K) – Waiting is what I’m good at.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Lips of an Angel (Hinder) –

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Savin’ Me (Nickelback) – Hope he is the one who’ll save me from becoming a spinster.

WHAT WILL/DID YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
How Could An Angel Break My Heart (Toni Braxton) – not a good sign.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Augustana (Boston) – the lyrics are very fitting
In the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begun…
Oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed,
This world you must’ve crossed… you said…

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Counting Blue Cars (Dishwalla) – I swear I’m not doing this.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
With Arms Wide Open (Creed) – I hate hugs.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Calling All Angels (Train) – Yes, I’m quite powerful. Please don’t tell anyone that I can do that.

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Signal Fire (Snow Patrol) –

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd) – Numb of my whining and arguing.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Sway (Bic Runga)