of men and love and lust =)

Finally posted this after a week of revisions and debating whether I’m willing to risk my reputation.

If we’re acquainted and have fraternized through a bottle of beer and you’re reading this, I know you’re laughing your ass off by the title alone. You see, my love life according to those who knew me is non-existent, and will not likely exist in the near future. Little do they know that I have this secret (which is not a secret now), almost non-sexual made-believe love affair with as much as five men at the same time. Yes, I’m a total sl*t..hahaha

Anyway, here’s a few choice of my beloveds:

1. Ted Mosby of How I Met Your Mother
He is successful, quirky, funny, adorably geeky, and hopelessly romantic. Despite many failed relationships, he still believes that there is that one special someone waiting for him. It’s nice to know that there is still men like him who’s waiting for their one true love and not for a one night score.
And I so love Ted’s hair!

2. John Mayer
It’s the voice, the guitar-playing, the geekiness, and the hair (again).

3. Raj Koothrapali of The Big Bang Theory
The third nerd in my list. I really have this thing going on with these people. Anyway, you’ll probably wonder why Raj of all the geeks in BBT. Well, it’s his inability to speak in front of girls. Not that I want my man to not speak when I’m around. I just love the idea. And, oh yes, the accent! I adore guys with accents.

Watch The Big Bang Theory if you have a chance. It’s hilarious.

4. Chuck Bartowski of Chuck
Another geek in this list. I have a love and hate relationship with him though. I hate his girl (Sarah). I hate his sense of humor. I hate his girlish screams. I hate his “bodyguards”. I love his hair. I love him when he’s in uniform. I love his relationship with his sister.
I could go on and on why I love and hate him but I’ll probably bore you so I’ll stop.

5. Joey Tribbiani of Friends
An idiot savant when it comes to romance. I realized that I was in love with him when he asked Rachel to marry him when she was pregnant and is not telling who the father of her baby is.

6. Michael Weston of Burn Notice
He’s street smart, dangerous, and incredibly sexy. If not for the scar, I’m marrying him.

7. Ted of Better Off Ted
Mothers should really name their sons Ted. This single dad is one of the best fathers I’ve seen in recent TV history. I love men who are good fathers. And he bore a close resemblance to Michael Weston too.

8. Gregory House of House, MD
At first I find him overwhelmingly annoying but episode per episode saw me loving him more. It’s like not loving someone because he’s too annoying and self-centered but you realize those were the same qualities that make you eventually fall for him. =)
I just can’t get enough of his quick wit and sarcasm. Sometimes I even find myself quoting him. I can marry him anytime, with the limp and cane and all.

9. Wentworth Miller of Prison Break
Perfect combination of brain, brawn and heart. Enough said.

10. Sam Malone of Cheers
As much as I adore socially inept guys, I easily fall for lotharios too.